Maybe you like to smell like you’re walking into an old saloon in slow motion with a piece of straw in your mouth, narrowing your eyes, and contemplating your lone-wolf lifestyle with your perfectly gravelly interior monologue. Or maybe you don’t. Old Spice Desperado body wash doesn’t give a rip. Smell like a guy who says “I’d rather die than care” but actually, deep down, cares a whole lot about really important things like romance, French kissing, guacamole, and orphaned seal pups but just doesn’t know how to express it.